My Defense

Ron Artest is every bit as good as Saint KG. He just doesn't kiss ass like KG so he doesn't get the pub. He's also batshit insane, but I don't hold that against him. It makes him more entertaining in my eyes. Plus, he's a NYC boy, so you can step the fuck off. (And his album is more New Jack Swing than rap, but why quibble?)

Even at their young age LeBron and Dwight Howard are just as deserving of rings as KG and Pierce, because they're far more dominant than either of those posers, and more interesting guys to boot.

Brad Miller is the most underrated big man in the league.

Camby is a better defender and rebounder than KG, he's come close to a ring a couple of times, and he's had to put up with crazy ass Iverson and Melo for the last few years, so show a brother some love.

We agree on The Answer.

Injuries robbed McDyess of an amazing career, and he's worked SO hard to come back when he was written off, so he deserves a title.

I know you're just fucking around about Nash.

WAY off on Gilbert Arenas, who was badly injured in these playoffs and shouldn't have even been playing. And didn't in the last two games.

Grant Hill: See Antonio McDyess

Nowitzki. Stud.

J-Kid. HATE his guts, but he deserves a title, even if he would put a championship ring imprint upside his ho's head.

T-Mac. Funniest thing I've read all week. You got me on that one! (And he still deserves a title.)

All funnies aside (and your funny was really funny), Mutombo has earned a ring.

Michael Redd is on the USA team that's going to the Olympics. Look him up.

Kurt Thomas. Ha!

Dead serious about Richard Jefferson. Wildly underrated, two Finals appearances, and has had to put up with asshole J-Kidd, Thuglife posterchild Kenyon Martin and Biggest Pussy In the NBA Vince Carter for too long.

Baron is cool.

Elton Brand. Double ha!

Yao's my boy. (Plus, the Chinese will soon be taking over the world and I don't want to piss off our future masters.)