Saturday, May 31, 2008

Responses to '20 Active NBA Players...'

Of course! I forgot Ron Artest! Thanks. How's his rap album, by the way?

Poor LeBron. Put in so much service time, and at the age of 23, still no rings. And his mom still settles his fights for him. What a warrior. He can always cry on the shoulder of 22-year old Dwight Howard.

Brad Miller. White.

Marcus Camby. Was coached by Calipari in college. Deserves injuries and shame.

Iverson. I had him third on my list.

McDyess. I just watched Game 6...and...apparently not.

Steve Nash. White. Soccer player. Canadian. Next.

Gilbert Arenas. 10.8 PPG in the '07-'08 playoffs. It's easier to put on the ring when you're sitting on the bench, isn't it?

Grant Hill. Averaging less than 40 games a year for the last 7 years. Attendance counts.

Nowitzki. Albino-ish white.

Jason Kidd. Beats his wife. Also white.

Tracy McGrady. McDonalds character.

Mutombo. Actually won a ring, but he swatted it out of bounds rather than putting it on his finger.

Michael Redd. Who?

Kurt Thomas. figure skater.

Richard Jefferson. Now you're just reaching.

Baron Davis. No joke. Seriously, no Baron Davis joke.

Elton Brand. Is he a Clipper? Sounds white. with big glasses. Does he sing 'Crocodile Rock'?

Yao Ming. White. well...yellow.

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