GIANTS (-10.5) vs. 49ers
Giants! Eli Manning shape his head like football!
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Jets (-3.5) vs. RAIDERS
Jets! Brett Favre make disappear GULP!
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Titans (-7.5) vs. CHIEFS
Titans! CHIEFS! Titans! Titans! Titans! More Titans then Chiefs!
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Chargers (-2.5) vs. BILLS
Bills! Buffalo glows with lights!
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Steelers (-9.5) vs. BENGALS
Bengals! Pittsburgh for laughing!
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DOLPHINS (-2.5) vs. Ravens
Ravens! Black bird like toothbrush! CAW!
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Cowboys (-7.5) vs. RAMS
Cowboys! Hi-ho Sliver! Run like legless snakes!
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BEARS (-3.5) vs. Vikings
Bears! Taste just like Chicken!
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PANTHERS (-3.5) vs. Saints
Saints! New Orleans gonna Hell! Drew Brees very long-harded!
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TEXANS (-8.5) vs. Lions.
Texans! Make Lions out of Monkey!
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REDSKINS (-7.5) vs. Browns.
Redskins! Too many colors! Brown in babies!
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Colts (-1.5) vs. PACKERS.
Colts! Shoot foot in leg on PACKERS!
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BUCCANEERS (-10.5) vs. Seahawks.
Buccaneers! Very food for conquest!
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PATRIOTS (-3.5) vs. Broncos.
Broncos! Tom Brady in sick hospital! Gisele go soup freeze! BRONCOS!
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I don't have time to elaborate, and it would never compare to the crazy Asian shit Keith dreamed up anyway, so I'll just put my picks in to be on the record:
Giants
Raiders
Titans
Bills
Steelers
Dolphins
Rams
Vikings
Panthers
Texans
Browns
Colts
Buccaneers
Patriots
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