Why We Love Keith Hernandez, Pt. 1

An exchange from last night's Mets/Cardinals game in St. Louis:

{***Fade in from commercial break to shot of woman in stands wearing green cap***}

Gary Cohen: And who might that lovely lady be?
Keith Hernandez: Why that would be my youngest daughter Mary. She lives in Denver but she's in town for a wedding.

{***Mary picks up HUGE fucking beer and begins drinking***}

Keith Hernandez: Oh, look at that - she's pounding a cold one! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.

Gary Cohen: No, it doesn't.

And...scene.